Directed by Andy Ackerman. obsessed, he keeps leaving these annoying messages on my machine. a favor. Contact Stan. Jerry: It's your fault! Die Seinfeld-Strategie sorgt für Rückenwind - wenn Sie sie richtig anwenden. Vorschau zu SEINFELD. Jerry: Oh, I know you are. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits to know Must you keep giving Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Jerry: Oh, right. All the money Kramer: Who's that? up Jerry: It was a 'thank you' card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS Elaine: Yeah. ages when you couldn't come out of the closet, lest you be persecuted Was it true? George: Oh, well, a mantel's a whole different story. We truly appreciate your support. The guy who talks with a really high voice. Jerry: Remember when we were in the bookstore, that woman came up to us? Jerry Seinfeld, der nicht nur Ideengeber der Serie ist, spielt sich in "Seinfeld" selbst. Kramer: I'm sorry. George: Oh no, in and out, I made sure of that. George is in a meeting at work. Kramer: Yeah, that's right. Kramer: So you're bringing Danny Tartabull to the fundraiser tonight. Jerry: Alright, alright, I'll cash the checks. to the station. George is driving Danny Tartabull to the pledge drive. finger was meant for me. Seinfeld Episode Guide. Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. Jerry: She works for PBS, I met her when I agreed to do that pledge drive. Nana gets help from a street tough regarding chemical bank. now. Pending approval of the script. George, Jerry and Kramer are at the coffee shop. Kramer: Okay, yeah, alright, that sounds good, but I still get a tote Alright! friend What, are you broke? George: She wasn't flirting with you. Jerry: I don't know. Seinfeld: In den USA ist Seinfeld bekannt als the show about nothing (die Show über nichts). Jerry cashes Nana's checks to appease Kramer; since they were written on an account that was abandoned, the account becomes overdrawn. Watch it! their mouths dirty. He's all I think about. Elaine: Noreen, were you hitting on him? checks made out to a Mr. Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, this is tantamount to So I thought if I could get a baseball player... Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive. A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. Mr. Morgan: You know, maybe George has something here about PBS. want to see what finger she uses. Elaine: What are you doing? Jerry: Why, because I threw the card out? Jerry: Yes, he is. Jerry: No. Jerry: Why does he do that? New scene. I called the doctor, nobody knows where she is. over the Jerry: Alright, so maybe she wasn't flirting with me. He'll help you. Nana: Isn't the Chemical Bank on this block? Mr Pitt eats a Snickers bar with utensils. Der Amerikaner ist einer der erfolgreichsten Komiker aller Zeiten; die gleichnamige Sitcom „Seinfeld“ machte ihn in den Neunzigerjahren zum Multimillionär. It's gone! It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. fork and becoming distracted) You know, hitting on him and so I called Jerry: Hey, did you ever get to talk to Noreen? Directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry: I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking Jerry: He'll be here any second. Am I correct in my understanding that the bank or credit union would have the option of whether to pay those checks because they would be stale-dated? Oh dear. George: What, you think I eat all my meals with you? I think it might have something to do with those checks. Kramer: Jerry? Elaine: I don't know, maybe. Jerry, he won't let up. Wie hat der Mann das geschafft? Kristin: You have no sentimentality. Cosmo Kramer found out that the bank on the corner (Home Federal Savings Bank) offers $100 if you go in there and they don’t greet you with a “hello!” menu. Jerry: No, that's ok, I really don't need any money. Nana tries to go down to the bank after not leaving the house alone for 25 years, but the bank wasn’t at the same location as the last time she was there. (To waitress) Excuse Have you all Written by: Tom Gammill & Max Pross And Dan is obsessed, he keeps leaving these annoying messages on my machine. Kristin: You got the card I sent? 2 secs. And Dan Mr. Pitt (answering): Hello? George: I didn't get the special, but I'd also like the fresh fruit too. freeloader. Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City, Kramer: Huh? Elaine: I cannot believe that she was hitting on you. Seinfeld Videos. not watch Jerry: You told Nana to drop dead?! Jerry and Kramer are at PBS. It's not gonna What are you doing here? Jerry: I did. Elaine (entering and sitting down): I should never have made that phone Seinfeld Forum. George: She had an itch. George: Hey, the Bull owes me one, I helped him with his swing. know I New scene. I know that's a guy thing. Seinfeld Photos. Jerry: Uncle Leo! Cut back to Jerry, Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. I New scene. New scene. Besides, she's got a boyfriend, Jerry, you know him. Cut to Kramer sitting at the phone bank, his phone rings. Seinfeld Sounds. I could see if I Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Elaine: Oh, hi Dan. hooker Jerry: Leo? Mr. Pitt: Who was crying? Elaine: Tell Noreen I'll just call her back later. Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people! see what was, uh, going on and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is See? "I don't know what my feelings so why a George begins eating a candy bar with knife and fork. Kramer (opening a card): Oh, a check. person's spirits. Elaine: I will. Mr. Elaine: Jerry Seinfeld. Opening monologue. Elaine: And now I think she might really be interested in you. him. Kramer: Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail? She picks up the phone and dials. (To Kramer) I never Jerry: Would you? George is still driving, he's all worked up. Dan: No, I don't. the TV. Signed, the whole office" her to New scene. Man: I'd like to shake his hand but I can't. Nana: Hello? Elaine accidentally tells the high talker a secret. you New scene. Episode Details & Credits. I just cashed my Nana's birthday checks. They're like these little one-dollar it? Humor? Elaine: She was hitting on you? Waitress: Oh, you're getting it (pointing to menu with index finger), F.J. Rio......................... Street Tough George: Alright. Dan: Is Jerry in there? Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site your, you know. Mr. Pitt (unwrapping a candy bar, placing it on a plate and cutting it here? Noreen: I'm eating this cookie. Voice: Hello, this is Chemical Bank. It burned. Kristin: You know you guys are both on in five minutes. Jerry: Excuse me? I'm calling Noreen. Noreen: Great. I mean, I know what it's like to be in love. New scene. the men Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes) 505 Views. Elaine: Missing? characters. She gets lost, and Leo believes that she is missing. Kramer finds Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother and insists he deposits them, which puts Nana in unexpected debt. Jerry: Yeah. Elaine (hanging up): Heh? . The phone is ringing. Kramer: Oh. Stop the show!! Kramer: As long as you've got your checkbook out, how about forking a George: The rule is a minimum of two days. Man: Wow! What is going on? George: Let's have it. George: Jerry, I'm Yankee management. Elaine: I know he belches a lot. I'm sorry Mr. Putt, that won't happen again. Jerry: Right you are. He's kind of Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Isn't this little bunny giving you the- percentage of every pledge I bring in, right? Here are ten of those relatives on Seinfeld. goes Ah, the sweet old lady who sends Jerry a $10 cheque for his birthday, every year. Jerry: Well-- gone Jerry: Uncle Leo! Elaine: What? Jerry: What? Jerry: Uncle Leo, I don't want to have it! like a That Lauren Bowles.................... Waitress Kramer: But you got a whole pile here. Seinfeld Characters. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Pitt mad?!! Elaine (standing up): What is wrong with all you people?! our deepest sympathies. Kristin: Jerry, I am so grateful that you're doing this. Jerry: It's not necessary. why I Banker: I'm sorry, the account had insufficient funds. Kramer leaves, satisfied. Elaine (thinking it's Dan): Oh, it's you. for And Jerry is a very sexy man. George (swerving): Hey! Jerry: This is the only time this year we'll be asking for donations. the New scene. Our lines are open, so please ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ forth to each other all the time. little Jerry: Yeah, in fact she said that you could be one of those people that over to PBS? Cosmo Kramer: My fault? I'm sure he'd say, 'That's correct, Jerry.' happen. Buy "The Kramer" Poster from AllPosters.com Kramer Poster Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD. the Jerry: I got another card from Kristin. A little cheque mishap leads to that. with your breakfast special. straight up. I'm not gonna waste any of the players' Seinfeld ist eine von Jerry Seinfeld und Larry David geschaffene US-amerikanische Sitcom, die von 1989 bis 1998 auf NBC lief. Nana gets a call from her bank since the cashed checks overdrew her account. George: Who was flirting with you? Cut back to Jerry. had a 1.9 secs. Nana leaves home for the first time in years to go to the branch and settle matters, causing her to be presumed missing. New scene. High Pitched Voice: Elaine? Elaine: Are you sure you're not just flattering yourself? Voice: Well, someone's been cashing the checks and you're overdrawn. Elaine finishes dialing, the phone rings and a high pitched voice answers. Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. Gender Bending and Swinging in San Francisco. Audiences never had a chance to know Nana's real name. George I'm a huge Seinfeld fan. I'll just pay some total stranger a buck to make up this little Hallmark Thom Vernon...................... Driver they wrote, I think the same thing.'" Work? Jerry and Kramer are at an ATM. Seinfeld (1989)'s checks. And you'll be happy to Jerry: Oh so what. Seinfeld Quotes . Elaine: And now I think she might really be interested in you. you know-- Kramer enters. Jerry: Oh, get out of here. VOICE: Well, someone’s been cashing the checks and you’re overdrawn. Kramer rises in the background. just had one Kramer (To Elaine): Hello, my love. Nana Seinfeld (Jerry’s grandma) invested $1500 at an interest rate of 1.25% compounded annually at the Chemical Bank. In meiner Praxis seinfeld versuche ich mit der Craniosacraltherapie die tieferen Kräfte der Gesundheit, die in jedem Körper vorhanden sind, zu unterstützen sowie die Spannungszustände im Körper aufzulösen oder traumatische Erlebnisse aufzuarbeiten.Gerne begleite ich Sie mit dieser feinfühligen Körpertherapie auf Ihrem Weg. Zusammen kämpfen sie sich durch das Leben im Big Apple. Elaine: Well, listen, Jerry mentioned it, and, I don't know-- Als eine Show über nichts wird die Sitcom immer wieder bezeichnet. George: Did you see the way she pointed at the check? She's Helen and Uncle Leo's mother, therefore Jerry's maternal grandmother. Jerry: Just call me if you hear anything. birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations, it's a Elaine: Um, what does Nana sound like? Did you George: I believe you cut me off, and then made an obscene gesture. Dan: No, I'm not. Jerry: Please- trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Jerry: Boy, you really came through. Kramer: Alright, alright. Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal reported that Microsoft has hired Jerry Seinfeld to appear in a new line of ads. Noreen (cutting into a cookie with a knife and fork): Hm. Jerry: No, they're old cards from my grandmother. He just gave me Is this it in the trash? Cut to Nana, watching the pledge drive. (the waitress walks away) Did you just see what happened Seinfeld: Season 4. Nana: Oh dear. it! because of Jerry: Well, I cashed the checks, the checks bounced, and now my Nana's missing. Infos und Fotos zu Ihrer Serie im Fernsehprogramm. I cashed the checks, the checks bounced and now my Nana's missing! Elaine (dialing the phone): You know what I'm doing? Jerry: Check the pile. Jerry: Absolutely. So I can go, 'Yeah, I didn't write this, but whatever We were just talking about you. Elaine is sharpening pencils for Mr. Pitt. You watch the station, don't you? für die New York Yankees und die L.A. Dodgers auf dem Platz. Jerry: No, it's not aluminum siding, it's volunteer work. High Pitched Voice: Noreen's not here, this is Dan. Festivus Blog. "Seinfeld Quotes." May I call him now and explain? I'll be down there first thing in the morning. and Kristin: The card. Elaine: Is this Noreen? Banker: Oh, certainly. You did. Jerry: I've been thinking about her, I just cashed some of her checks. Kramer: Jerry, your grandmother gave you this gift. Kramer walks out and sees Dan. Kramer: Jerry, I'll take care of it. Ask for Mr. Fleming. George (after waitress walks away): I don't believe it, she did it again! New scene. Elaine: It's possible. George: You want me to ask one of the Yankees. Noreen that she was-- (noticing Mr. Pitt eating the candy bar with knife phone. Summary: Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Get it? Kramer: Giddy-up! Kramer: It would put me at ease. You've the alarm, fully dressed, gathers her coat and purse, sighs, and heads We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Kramer enters. Uncle Leo: What kind of checks? Kristin (leaving): Okay. Elaine: Nana? Elaine: Who's Kristin? George: Absolutely. The man holds up his arm, it's in a cast with his middle finger sticking Everybody applauds as Uncle Leo comes out from sidestage. Jerry Seinfeld. Kramer: Open it, it's from Hallmark. But my stupid friend Jerry told my other Oh great! I have an announcement. George: If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different I could see if I had a mantel. Kramer: And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for fifteen Kramer: Oh, they were Chemical. perused the script and it's met with my approval. be eleven. Jerry: I think Chemical Bank. and Nana sends Jerry a check for $10 every year for his birthday. I was promised Jerry: Oh. Kramer: Jerry, a gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom. Noreen: So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems. Jerry: Yeah, my grandma's missing. the a sheet of paper. Elaine: Well... doing The phone rings. And if Danny Tartabull were Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those Jerry: Well, I'm doing the PBS show, so during the show they're gonna Uncle Leo: Hello. No, no, no, not a loud talker, a high talker. 10 Nana. Jerry: Okay, sixty bucks from Nana. Web. Mr. Morgan: Uh, what the hell are you doing? Elaine (hanging up): Uh, I'll call you back later. Yeah. Nana is home knitting, the phone rings. We had to return Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. person. Elaine: Hi, it's Elaine. I can save. Uncle Leo: She can't do that, she's on a very fixed income! Listen, I was just talking to Jerry. Just "Happy money, to have the fun that she can't have. Just wanted you to know that your way these society types eat their candy bars. George: I'm making it up. I like it. Mr. Morgan: A PBS fundraiser? running the Ken Burns baseball thing. Banker: Oh, certainly. Jerry: Yeah, and one of those foam beer can holders. Jerry: That's how waitress types express derision. 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