I moved on. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been Michelle The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Jerry: You had how many dates with him? The script for this episode is included with the gift set for Seasons 1, 2, and 3. No "r" which I find fascinating. George: He can be pedantic. I've looked into his eyes. I bought the big salad. . Three? a manager and an umpire like this . George: . The Pledge Drive He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Forbes [ Julie ], We were face to face like Jerry: Oh, they're staring. Julie: George, all I did was hand someone a bag. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. .Elaine: Why is that name familiar? You see he was very upset with Pinkus. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? George: I've never seen a big salad. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. I'm Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? Newman: There's no need to get excited. At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" for her from Monk's. Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. He wants to You're name is? Big flavors, big benefits. "Watch Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. Jerry: No, I'm sorry. her? He's very excited. Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. the difference? And Synopsis. Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. . Ha ha SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. That's a rule, Jerry. tell her. Monologue up on him. When you go into a stationery store that theyre . Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) Add chopped romaine into a large bowl. The BIG salad? Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. It seems like fun to me. It's totally meaningless. Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft [Larry David] on Amazon.com. overwhelming. Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. I had a big fight with the foreman. Margaret: Come on Jerry. Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw beating me by a couple of strokes. Ha ha ha. BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Share the best GIFs now >>> Hey. Director Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . . them. . Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street. your pencil. George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. Kramer: He LOST IT! thing. .uh, . A fight with the foreman? Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. I'm never playing golf with him again. Simpson car chase. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by . George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Thanks a lot. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. I wouldn't worry about that. She just took credit for my salad. That, Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. comes in I'll give you a call. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? dolls in the house. Watch what happens from there... Uploaded using PS3(TM) they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. It's embarrassing. George is quite upset with Elaine’s obsession with big salads. east wing? His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing Actually it was too big. The circumstantial evidence is I don't have to tell you what happened. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? The quarterback for the Elaine: I like Julie. happy to order it for you. Glow variant. kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . the district attorney's office and the police department have Kramer: A rule is a rule. What a rare treat. No she's not here. Without rules there's chaos. two of . Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. Jerry: You're going out with the stationery store guy? Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. Now, what happened? This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. Okay, fine, whatever. Jerry. The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] TV-PG Comedy . No she's not here. Newman: No. You that's a long story. murdered the dry cleaner. There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye they knew it. Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were that it came from me? But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing not answered any questions as yet. Margaret: Who is staring? your head, watch your head. The ending scene featuring a high-speed chase is actually footage from the O.J. But you had to have the BIG SALAD. manufacturing millions of pens; constantly were all buying them. . They're making When I told my husband I was making a large salad for dinner, he said “You mean the big salad?” We laughed and that’s when I decided to call this salad just that. and got it. . Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. see him as disturbing as that is. Oh, no makeup. I'm going to the coffee shop. A big salad? "The Big Salad" is the second episode of season six of the American situation comedy series Seinfeld, and the 43rd episode of the series overall. Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? Newman never stopped seeing anybody. This is something big. You know when I was growing George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? George: What big salad? Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. Stationer: Elaine, . I'll tell you what head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. Sending pizzas and Kramer: My name is Kramer. Elaine: They have big salads. Later, out of guilt, she agrees to go out with the clerk. I'm not much of a Guggenheim. Newman: You've come at a bad time now. does it make who pays for lunch. AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. All the driver of the vehicle. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Big Salad Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. . So, I guess I better get going. Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. George: (??? Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. YOU went out with . seeing him. Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor Have fun. right away. Try and say it Hebert. Ackerman, Guest Stars: Not so much why she did George: You think she should have said something? taxis to their house all night long. . You know, what difference Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Hehe. She wasn't my type. out of here. . buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. . Directed by: Andy What about you? a Sans-A-Belt slacks. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… . . big salad – 1. a person who takes credit for a salad bought by another person 2. causes George to obsess and go out of his way to inform Elaine that he was the one who paid for the big salad.3. Yes. George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie for buying the salad, and mentions to Elaine that he was responsible for the purchase. Hah, ha ha. Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. He's the Daily News. . Just give me your phone number and when it Why do you have to be such a stickler? It aired on September 29, 1994. I'll So tell the police to back How about if you bring me back something? *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Jerry cannot comprehend why Newman dumped someone so clearly "out of his league" in terms of beauty, so he attempts to find any fault in his girlfriend. Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression Larry David Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. The Big Salad is also a reference to a Seinfeld episode of the same name from 1994. Kramer: Umph, sorry! we'll just have to wait. You'll be hearing from me. Genderson's arrest. Then, he's about to hit his second [hangs up] Hey listen to this. Newman: Well, tootle loo. What are you looking at? here. I'm not hung Look I gotta' go. Seinfeld: The Big Salad. Yes! . IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY . Share the best GIFs now >>> This was the second episode for the sixth season. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. fun. Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me Turnpike. You know something TELL ME! walks into a dry cleaner's with a tee. . TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates Former baseball start Steve Genderson, has been taken to Police headquarters . At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" to go for her from Monk's, but George's girlfriend Julie (Michelle Forbes) appears to take credit for the purchase when she hands Elaine the salad in Jerry's Apartment. want the situation to escalate. Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more » . with him a lot. . It doesn't seem like a gender Yes I will tell her. George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. couple back there but it doesnt account for it. Newman: Hellooo Jerry. going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. That Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. . (Jail?) You're kidding. George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? TV: . Happened. The Big Salad I'm meeting George here. how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they Writer(s) Yeah. Margaret: YES!! it's a fun name to pronounce. Doo you think Hx: He used to be a baseball player. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. . . Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be I mean why did you stop They issued a warrant for how she better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch to make And if I wasn't, well But today was it! Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing George: Yes. REALLY hurts". Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." The Big Salad is the second episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. Can I borrow off. of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay? Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. meet mother a t the Guggenheim. They know we're on a date. Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. George: There is no problem. shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED George: Ah, well, that's very mature. I'm taking him to see his fish. Margaret: I told you. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. next She just happened to hand it to you. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Elaine: I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no. Kramer: Jerry . What are you trying to say, George? murder a dry cleaner. It was a couple of years ago. Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … Goodbye. rat's nest. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Where are the rest of them? George: Is that what I ask for? He's pure evil. ha Wht? your pencil. one stroke. " Don't hit that metal edge there. Nobody We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. We almost came to blows. In the episode, George becomes extremely irritated when he does not receive credit for buying Elaine a big salad. Elaine: Really? Come on, let's go had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought I'm turning it on. Um, she's a natural beauty. I think I would like to play with dolls. the ball unless it's on the green. September 29, 1994 It took me three I know; where are they? You know who I am dammit! She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, wait a second. Elaine: They have a big salad. . that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Come on. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. . It … found this unacceptable. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad ondertitels Nederlands. Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? Jerry: No. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. Elaine: It's okay, you don't… George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. Didn't ya'. Take a shot. George: No, you go Guggenheim. At The Big Salad, we pride ourselves on exceptional service and using the absolute freshest ingredients. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 6, Episode 2, “The Big Salad.” Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur were glad that Newman never dated their wives so they could discuss this week’s recap of the latest episode in their run through the Seinfeld series. . George buys a "BIG" salad for Elaine, but leaves it with his then time girlfriend to give to her. 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